Funny Church Signs

Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings.

Aspire to inspire before you expire.

Try Jesus. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back.

You are not too bad to come in. You are not too good to stay out.

If absence makes the heart grow fonder, how some folks must love the Church!

When God speaks, things happen.Prayer is only devalued by low interest.

A bible in the hand is worth 2 in the bookcase.

Our faith should be our steering wheel, not our spare tire. - C. L. Wheeler

Ever seen a U-haul behind a hearse?

Bored? there's a 1,189 chapter book waiting to be dusted.

This Church is Prayer Conditioned.

Let a Jewish carpenter build your dream house.

Situations Vacant: Carpenter from Nazareth requires joiners, no experience necessary.FAITH Fantastic Adventures In Trusting HimIf the rapture occurred today, would you be in church on Sunday?

U-R-4-Given - Message paid for by Jesus Christ

Walmart is not the only place that saves!

Exercise daily ... walk with the Lord.

Christ gave his life for me. Why should I give him anything less?

Body piercing saved my life.

Jesus donated blood to keep me alive.

If it's not worth dying for, it's not worth living for.

Every nail they put in Him they took one out of me,Every drop of blood He shed flowed to set me free.

God doesn't always smooth the path, but sometimes he puts springs in the wagon.

God does not go on a vacation from you.

Get faith ... Its free!

For all you do, His bloods for you.

If you live as if God doesn't exist, you better be right!

The Nails Didn't Keep Jesus On The Cross -His Love For You Did.

Always plan ahead! It didn't rain when Noah built the ark.

The Ten Commandments were Not called The Ten Suggestions.

If you don't fellowship you are not among the fellow sheep.

Tough week? We are open Sundays.

Does your Spiritual house need a spring cleaning?

Our world revolves around the Son.

Even through the storm, the Son still shines.

Sign Broken. Come inside for message.

Free trip to Heaven. Details inside.

Need directions? I've got them. God

If God is your co-pilot ... SWAP SEATS!

You thought Mr. Clean took out dirt? TRY JESUS!

If you give the devil an inch, he will become the ruler.

Be as patient with others as God has been with you.

Enthusiasm for Christ is contagious -- has anyone caught it from you?

Those who walk with God won't run from people's needs.

God answers knee mail.

When God calls 'Time', the game is over. Which exit will you take?

I love you and you and you. God

3 Nails plus 1 Cross = 4 Given

If God Is Your CoPilot ... You'd Better Change Seats

Today's heavenly forecast - Reign forever!

If attendance is any indication, there won't be many men in heaven.

God doesn't need great men. Great men need God.

Visitors aren't just welcome. They are expected.

Give your troubles to God. He's up all night anyway.

You learn to walk by starting on your knees.

A marriage is the union of two forgivers.

Christ is the longest part of Christmas.

The original Christmas Club

The Devil believes in Jesus. Is he in Heaven?

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

STOMACH ACHE? - DoctorTOOTH ACHE? - DentistHEART ACHE? - God

Hell has no fire escapes.

Stop, drop, and roll does not work in hell.

This day brought to you by Jesus.

Marriage takes a lot of heart work.

The Bible is your best TV Guide.

Prayer gives you a calm-plex.

Feeling let down today? Try looking up.

T.G.I.F. -- Thank God I'm Forgiven.

T.G.I.F. - Today God Is First.

Jesus invested His life in you. Have you shown any interest?

I love you, I love you, I love you. God

C'mon over and bring the kids. God

Get an afterlife

My way is the High Way. God

Let's meet Sunday ... face-to-faith. God

Will the road that you're travelling on get you to my place? God

Have you read my number 1 best seller? There will be a test. God

It's never too soon to plan for eternity.

If we are like Christ, some will not like us.

If you don't want the fruits of sin, stay out of the Devil's orchard.

Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!

Hot outside? Try one of our Sundays!

Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.

We are not Dairy Queen, but we have great Sundays!

Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!

Come in and have your Faith lifted.

When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.

Fight truth decay -- study the Bible daily.

How will you spend eternity -- Smoking or Nonsmoking?

Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives

Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin.

Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.

If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.

Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.

This is a ch_ _ch. What is missing? ---------> (U R)

Forbidden fruit creates many jams.

In the dark? Follow the Son.

Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.

Sitting in a garage doesn't make you a car anymore than sitting in church makes you a Christian.